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December 01, 2007

bad joke of the day

a man goes to a restaurant and sits.

the waitress comes over (pretty and a short skirt) and asks him what he'd like.
he says "i'd like a quickie"

she walks away, composes herself and comes back.

"what would you like?"

he looks her up and down and replies "i'd like a quickie!"

she slaps him and storms off.

man in the next booth leans over and says "it's pronounced quiche"

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